princesscarolyn:
sleeping in your boyfriend’s arms has got to be the most safest and comfortable place in this world
Yeah if only I had a boyfriend….
kimkainz:
love—fearlessly:
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

This is so true though
Omg this is perfect
(Source: glial)
demonhunting:
crabbyseer:
queenofheartsonthesleeve:
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
I’m going into the studio in August to make my fifth solo album. And I think I’m just gonna have fun because I’ve been serious a lot. I’ve written songs about killing people and sad songs, and I really want to do a tour that’s just a lot of fun, so I want to do an album with more fun songs. And I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’ll definitely have my serious Miranda Lambert-style songs, but everything I’m listening to now that I’m liking is kind of a jam that you could listen to driving around on back roads or on your boat. This might sound really cheesy but I really love Blake’s new record. It’s fun. And I think that’s one thing that got me thinking about that. He’s such a fun guy. It’s like he’s constantly waiting, on edge, to laugh at every turn. And that’s how his record is. So I’m kind of inspired by that.